Angelina Jolie orders a coffee in Veracruz and ends up casting for Televisa's upcoming soap opera.

Puerto Volován.- What began as a simple stop for a café lechero in Veracruz ended up becoming the beginning of a new professional phase for Angelina Jolie.

As soon as it became known that the Tomb Raider star was in our country getting laid, Televisa executives traveled to the Veracruz port to discreetly approach her and offer her a starring role in the next gentrified soap opera they're preparing with locations in neighborhoods with specialty coffee shops.

Salma Hayek and Angelina Jolie, populating all over #Veracruz … They are attracted by the fashion of gunshots, decapitations, poverty, marginalization and destroyed roads…🤣 pic.twitter.com/X2GoLTaKtd

— Tomás González Corro (@TomasGlezCorro) July 18, 2025

Angelina Jolie is perfect for a villain role

" When I saw her, I knew we were looking at the new 9 o'clock millionaire stepmother. She has everything: mystery, charisma, and that 'I killed your father and now I'm your aunt' look," explained a producer, who declined to go into detail about what role Salma Hayek would play when she returns to national television.

Pre-production is so far advanced that Jolie reportedly did an impromptu audition in the middle of the coffee plantations of Coatepec, where she blurted out lines that moved the tamale lady and the production intern alike:

• “What is this filthy woman doing in my house?”

• “I was not born to be poor.”

• “That son isn’t yours, Gonzalo… he’s mine! And your brother’s!”

🇲🇽 Salma Hayek shows Angelina Jolie the jarocho flavor

The American actress was spotted this morning at the iconic Gran Café de la Parroquia in the port of Veracruz, but not alone, but with the port's prodigal daughter, Mexican actress Salma Hayek.

📍Both arrived at… pic.twitter.com/I4uuwZcODe

— Debate (@ELDEBATE) July 18, 2025

The scene was so intense that a woman passing by began to pray the rosary.

For her part, Salmita (as all the pubescent kids in the country call her) has already posted a message on her social media, humorously alluding to the unexpected competition:

“ You can't even have a cup of coffee with your friend anymore because then, right away they'll want us to do the sequel to María Mercedes.”

And because the joke is delicious: we now know whether the guy from the Coldplay concert apologized to his wife or not.

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