Taking advantage of the fact that he is not playing, Chicharito announces a tour with Temach
Sandwich-Free Stadium - After scoring one goal in the last two years, Chicharito Hernández has decided to join Temach on his upcoming speaking tour.
In what is already being hailed as "the most unexpected crossover on social media," the former Manchester United striker is reportedly joining the motivational influencer in a series of talks aimed at young people who want to spend much of their adult lives in complete celibacy.
Chicharito has already found a new job“So, you want a male provider… but for you, cleaning is patriarchal oppression… interesting.”
-Chicharito Hernández just posted on his Instagram account. pic.twitter.com/CZRpabvbCw
— Cerebros (@CerebrosG) July 16, 2025
“ I don't score goals anymore, but I can put ideas in the heads of young people,” the forward commented in a special broadcast titled “Vato, wake up,” which reached almost 100 views and an equal number of negative comments.
The tour, titled "Balls, Principles, and Penalties," will visit auditoriums, stand-up comedy clubs, and CrossFit gyms in seven cities across Mexico. It will seek to inspire men who have already found joy in push-ups and going to the movies alone.
Chicharito
Before: Make a Sandwich ☺️ ———————–
Now: You're a woman, make me a sandwich 😡 pic.twitter.com/7oWT4AIQyV
— @LuisValLe (@LuisValLe_A) July 22, 2025
The news has generated mixed opinions. While some Chivas fans support their striker, others wonder if, instead of motivating confused youngsters, it wouldn't be better to make up for the salary he's paid to play soccer.
Chicharito, for his part, has already assured that this project will not interfere with his sports career, saying, " When they call me, I'll come back. But in the meantime, I'll teach the guys how to order a sandwich."
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