95% of people are proud of their social media algorithm

Digital Territory.– A recent study revealed that 95% of people are deeply proud of the algorithm they've developed over the years on their social media.

The research, conducted by the Institute for Digital Studies and Ideological Niches, showed that most users consider their algorithm to be one of their greatest achievements in life, also stating that "it knows them better than their own family."

Thanks Facebook for not letting me miss a single detail🙂‍↔️ 10/10 my algorithm pic.twitter.com/0nfzbBJ8Es

— D 🧡✨ (@Dacm23_) June 30, 2025

The algorithm shows the effort and insistence of years

“My algorithm shows me videos of the Romans, astrology, rock music, and people popping pimples. It's pure art,” declared one user, ignoring a reel with a recipe for spaghetti carbonara.

According to the study, each person's algorithm reflects their deepest desires, traumas, and midnight searches. It is shaped over the years and with each persistent click, which is why users feel proud of it.

Hahaha I hate you Facebook algorithm… #fttb pic.twitter.com/lI0LMIs7Dn

— Professor Niner 🏈 (@El_Profe_Niner) September 9, 2025

“ If someone gets into a fight on the streets of my city, it immediately appears on my Facebook ,” another person confessed, without specifying what the algorithm shows him on Twitter.

Meanwhile, the remaining 5% of the population who were dissatisfied with what their Instagram feed showed them were classified by the study as "beginners," adding that it's only a matter of time before they become satisfied with their feed.

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