Gato Ortíz confirmed to be the official of the Conclave to elect the new Pope

San Pedro de Coapa.- Marco Antonio “Gato” Ortiz was chosen by the Vatican to officiate the Conclave that will take place these days to elect the new Pope.

What seemed like a crazy possibility took shape after it was revealed that Mexican Cardinal Carlos Aguiar Retes is a loyal fan of Club América.

“Cardinal Aguiar”: Because the possible Mexican Pope is Americanist pic.twitter.com/JzpzYC1Kv8

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The Conclave just got interesting

The decision was made after seeking someone with experience in controlling crowds in robes, detecting dubious moves behind the scenes, and, above all, raising his hand with authority even when no one understands him. Hence, Aguiar Retes' chances of becoming the next Supreme Pontiff have grown exponentially, largely due to the direction the referee can take in the College of Cardinals' game.

"If there's a push to sit near the Holy Spirit, or if a cardinal tries to kill time by reading the Old Testament, I'll be there to show the card," Ortiz declared upon his arrival in Rome.

The reliable referee will ensure that actions within the Holy See are carried out in compliance with current Vatican regulations, preventing any of the candidates from overpowering the Mexican representative.

"I stand by my decision, it was a reckless foul," Marco Antonio "Gato" Ortiz said. pic.twitter.com/e04taMTdov

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"Ortiz has just expelled Nostradamus's favorite cardinal... now the Mexican is the favorite to become Pope!" the Vatican's official chronicler will narrate, informing all Catholics around the world about the Conclave's actions.

Likewise, "El Gato" will be in charge of generating the "black smoke" from the penalty spot until all participants accept that, indeed, only the Americanist can win.

While we're on the subject , a cardinal who had been banned from attending appeared at the conclave.

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