The national team's new uniform promises to lead to another knockout in the round of 16.

French Embroiderer.- The Mexican Football Federation (FMF) officially presented the new uniform for the National Team, assuring that it is scientifically designed to maintain the historic streak of being eliminated in the round of 16 by any opponent that crosses their path.

The new jersey features "anti-quarterback" technology, which not only repels water and sweat, but also any possibility of reaching the fifth game.

The simple truth is that the new Mexican national team jersey is awesome, everyone will have their opinion, they will say it's retro, but for me, for this time it's really awesome pic.twitter.com/TqbWszFBon

— Dahyuni hekki (@Alexizdahring) August 13, 2025

The new national team uniform comes with anti-quarter technology.

"It doesn't have to be Argentina or Germany; if we get Costa Rica or Algeria, they'll also kick us out," explained the head of FEMEXFUT while holding up the new jersey.

The uniform, made from recycled polyester and cardboard from unused tickets for the 2014 World Cup quarterfinals, also includes a chip that warns the player when to stop attacking and start retreating unnecessarily, even if the opponent is already mentally defeated.

For the presentation, the players modeled the jersey alongside a calendar with the dates they will report to their clubs, just as the World Cup tournament is just beginning its quarterfinal round.

The uniforms of the Mexican national team throughout its 16 World Cup appearances.

* * The armor of the Aztec tricolor * *

Part one. pic.twitter.com/eZALHrhtaF

— Mexican National Team Uniforms (@UniformesSelec1) November 15, 2022

"Maybe we'll even stay in the group stage so they can have a vacation with their families," said the national team coach, seeing the same design Luis Hernández used to miss against Germany in 1998.

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