The Vatican confirms that those who tattoo their eyebrows will also go to hell.

Permanent Holy See.- Just when it was thought that women who tattoo their eyebrows were safe from eternal fire, the Vatican has come out to clarify that these people are also damned.

The announcement came after a lengthy deliberation by the Council of Eternal Beauty, in which cardinals and nuns specializing in aesthetics decided to update the list of unforgivable aesthetic sins, which are punishable by the flames of Hell.

If they tattoo their eyebrows, why wouldn't I tattoo my beard? pic.twitter.com/m85bEVJt1Y

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The Vatican has already updated its list of venial sins.

“If God wanted eyebrows to be marked, they would be born that way ,” noted an Apostolic Nuncio while pointing to a fresco showing the circles of Hell.

The decision was prompted by the fact that many parishioners were arriving at Mass with "eternally surprised" expressions, which distracted both the priests during the homily and the faithful, who mysteriously began attending Mass every day.

I'm a little anxious lying in my living room and I felt like chatting with you guys to distract myself. Let me tell you, I waxed my eyebrows and now I'm the happiest. Check out the before and after. ❤️ (obviously they just shaped them) pic.twitter.com/APgrn2kkd1

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“ Obviously, getting lip tattoos or Botox is also a cardinal sin,” the cardinal clarified after updating the list of things prohibited by beauticians around the Holy See.

Meanwhile, several beauty salons in Latin America have reported existential crises among their clients, although some have resigned themselves to the idea, asserting that "if they're already going to hell, at least they'll leave with perfect eyebrows."

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