Trump launches his own "patriotic" Tesla that runs on diesel

Kingdom of Refineries - Donald Trump announced the construction of a Tesla-type car, only it will consume twice as much gasoline as conventional cars.

This follows the fallout with Elon Musk, the owner of his current competitor and with whom he intended to form a thousand-year alliance.

President Trump in a GARBAGE truck on his way to the rally in Green Bay WI pic.twitter.com/C9Q6KTzT1I

— Gary D (@KMGGaryde) October 31, 2024

This car is a direct affront to Elon Musk

“ This patriotic car will be 100% assembled in the United States. It will use twice as much gasoline as previous cars, but it will be electric, for those who care about the environment,” Trump declared, after ordering the deletion of all the photos he had with Elon.

Some experts see the former president's announcement as a direct measure to affect the interests of his former star advisor, who is known for building electric cars that triple the electricity bill but are fuel-efficient.

The TrumpMobile, as it's already been called, includes a navigation system that automatically avoids Democratic-run states, and comes with a jet propulsion system that uses more fuel than a non-tuned Jeep Liberty, making it a prime example of the pride of the average American.

“ It may not save the planet, but it does save our freedom to pollute it,” Trump concluded, already considering his government launching a social network to displace Twitter, also owned by South African Hank Scorpio.

And in case you missed it: the candidate who campaigned on pork rinds ended up becoming a Minister of the Court.

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