Adultery Playlist

I'll get straight to the point: I can't understand how anyone would want to commit adultery while listening to Coldplay.

A band whose hits sing " and I will try to fix you ", as if to say when there is no longer any physical attraction we can always try plastic surgery ; or " Yellow ", clearly a ballad that conveys the classic motto of love: in health, in hepatitis, in cirrhosis, or in the strange possibility of having become Asian.

Note that this is a band that had the courage to look at "Não há estrelas no céu" and say, twenty-four years later, "Hey Rui Veloso, look at one thing: I disagree."

And you want to cheat to the sound of these guys?

There are songs made specifically to induce adultery. " I'm going for the boldness, I'm going for the dogging, today I want to cheat... on my girlfriend ."

We're talking about a singer-songwriter who has such a healthy relationship that his wife allows him to go on dates aimed at getting women, and yet he still wants to cheat. Now that's dedication.

Now, cheating while listening to Celine Dion? Let's face it, no one can get horny with the Titanic. Not even the Iceberg, who gave it away.

I'm still from the days of infidelity, a style of extramarital adrenaline whose reputation was tarnished after the Catholic Church scandals.

Still using the musical parallel, why do men who are exposed and publicly commit adultery always swap a Beethoven symphony for a TikTok trending song? Just because the symphony is 200 years old?

Piqué, Jay Z, Cláudio Ramos, all broke off their marriages with beautiful women to embark on clearly less interesting journeys.

There's a line in the book " The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo " that goes something like: " Behind every gorgeous woman, there's a man sick of screwing her ."

Do men really exchange their household silver for street brass?

Sorry, maybe all this reflection is just a mechanism to deal with the imminent possibility of Sérgio Conceição coaching Benfica.

Comedian Intern