Couple caught apologizing for being Coldplay fans

Valley of Repentance.- After being caught in the middle of a concert, the executive couple, now married, have publicly apologized for having been fans of the band Coldplay, something they apparently prefer to forget more than the episode where Don Ramón got into a fight with Professor Jirafales.

“ Honestly, I thought it was a rock band… but now I see it’s not ,” the man said, after reactivating his LinkedIn account with a new photo without a tie.

I don't know what is worse.

Getting caught cheating or getting caught at a Coldplay concert. pic.twitter.com/hcAsUlS0fi

— Eric Matheny 🎙️ (@ericmmatheny) July 17, 2025

Although they seemed quite animated during the performance—even singing along with tears in their eyes—both have expressed deep remorse for having once considered themselves fans of a band that releases an album every eight years, and two of them sound the same.

“I thought Coldplay played rock,” one of them apologized.

“I sincerely apologize to my wife for once saying that ‘Coldplay was better than Oasis,’” Andy declared, his eyes glazed over as he emerged from under his seat.

Coldplay at their concert: pic.twitter.com/3EAhsGH2c7

— Migue (@sinbuenostuits) July 17, 2025

For her part, American Florinda Meza, also known as Kristin Cabot, apologized to her family after upsetting everyone at Thanksgiving dinner by declaring "The Scientist" the best song of the 21st century so far.

“Now I understand that I should never have spoken out against the Beatles,” he declared with a sigh, after leaving a grueling meeting with his immediate boss, who also used to have Coldplay tickets and is now part of a Doors vinyl club.

The repentance has given rise to a global movement of musical rehabilitation, while videos of Deep Purple , The Kinks and even Caifanes have begun to be shared on social media, so that the musically outcasts can fill the void left by no longer being able to listen to Clocks with conviction.

In case you missed it: it's now known that Karla Panini's husband "cheated on her," and that's called karma.

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