Here everything remains the same: Memo Ochoa is thrashed 5-0 in his debut with his new team in Cyprus.

Benji Price's goal. Guillermo Ochoa made his debut with his new club and, to no one's surprise, was thrashed 5-0. From now on, the feeling of relegation is already looming.

A few weeks ago, it was confirmed that the by no means overrated Mexican goalkeeper would be playing for AEL Limassol FC in the Cypriot First Division, in a strange attempt to remain active … conceding goals, sorry, to be considered for the next World Cup.

Paco Memo is a constant in life

Despite having been with the team for several weeks, Ochoa had yet to make his debut… until yesterday, when he started against Omonia, who beat them 5-0, confirming a constant throughout the Americanista's career.

Paco Memo's fabulous performance helped keep the opposition scoreless in the first 20 minutes of the match, but that changed when Senou Coulibaly opened the scoring for the home side, leaving the score at halftime with a "reversible" score.

The Ochoa Meme thing is incredibly sad. He's 40 years old, he wants a sixth World Cup, but there's no way he can win. He hasn't played since May 17, and today he's been thrashed 5-0 in his debut, in Cyprus! Is this how he wants to go to the World Cup? Being humiliated and making mistakes is ridiculous. Just tell him to retire. pic.twitter.com/UVqAf1PvWI

— Maximo Cossetti (@RodrigoMikkels1) September 22, 2025

By the second half, after having established his base, Ochoa conceded four more goals, confirming that he's a rare case of King Midas, only in reverse. Everything he touches leads to relegation, and it looks like this will be the fifth team he'll be relegated to the second division with.

With the 5-0 victory, Omonia takes the lead in the prestigious Cypriot league with nine points, while AEL Limassol FC and Guillermo Ochoa are in ninth place with four points, already praying that the bottom-placed teams continue to slide to avoid relegation.

This doesn't affect in any way why Ochoa is considered the fifth best Mexican goalkeeper, only behind Jorge Campos, "Tota" Carbajal, Ignacio Calderón, Oswaldo Sánchez, oh, we forgot Pablo Larios... so, it consecrates him as the sixth best Mexican goalkeeper in history.

To keep laughing: a guy bought a 70" screen at Wal-Mart, and when he left, the employees took it away from him because "it was a mistake."