Pumas officially declares itself a Real Madrid branch
CU Madrileño.- With the news of Keylor Navas' signing, other Liga MX teams fear that Pumas will become the Mexican Real Madrid.
After several attempts to sign Cristiano Ronaldo, the Auriazul team managed to secure the signing of the Costa Rican goalkeeper, thus making the club dangerously similar to the Merengue squad of 2015.
The Pumas will start to have many penalties in their favorBREAKING NEWS!! KEYLOR NAVAS ARRIVES IN LIGA MX!! Newell's Old Boys announced the departure of Keylor Navas and confirmed his arrival at Pumas to play in the Mexican Primera División. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we will see the best goalkeeper in the ENTIRE history of CONCACAF defending the... pic.twitter.com/Pc66LoIHAw
— Invictos (@InvictosSomos) July 21, 2025
"Yes, it's true, we're Real Madrid's new retirement home. They come here to stretch their legs, sign autographs, and have some cochinita tacos in Coyoacán," declared a feline director who never liked Messi.
The fear among other clubs is that the referees, confused by the fact that they are playing against Real Madrid, will start awarding regular penalties in favor of the university students.
With or without VAR, Madrid will rob you pic.twitter.com/Jfu0nGgIZ5
— Σ𝕏σGσÐz ✨ (@ExoGoDzYT) May 11, 2025
In addition to the refereeing confusion, which always favors Pumas, the other teams fear that they'll have players sent off in the 10th minute at CU, that they'll be called for nonexistent offsides, and that the university fans will start chanting "Hala Madrid!" with a Tepiteño accent, which would throw any defense off balance.
So far, the club has had players such as:
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Dani Alves (until he was put on the boat),
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Bernd Schuster,
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Juanito Pérez (who claims to have been Zidane's ball boy),
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Keylor Navas,
And Roberto Carlos, Iker Casillas, and Florentino Pérez are expected to join the company as honorary CEOs soon.
#Pumas Rodrigo Parra
– Keylor Navas? - Yeah – The best goalkeeper in Concacaf and a multi-champion with Real Madrid? - Yeah -I am a goalkeeper - AND ? – You are better than me
– Well, I don't know you, but yes pic.twitter.com/tOpQ1CqI8b
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